Have you ever been sleep drunk? Well that's exactly what I was this weekend (there will be more on the why of that later). From 6:20 am on Saturday until 7:30 am on Sunday I had less than 3 hours sleep. So when we stopped at a local Mexican restaurant for lunch Sunday afternoon I had the following conversation with L after returning from the bathroom...
L: Are you alright?
Me: Yea, I'm fine. Why?
L: Well you were gone a while.
Me: I had trouble deciding which was the Men's and which was the Women's.
L: Oh. It's written in Spanish?
L: Then what was the problem?
Me: I just couldn't remember what the words meant.
Sleep deprivation, it's my new drink of choice.
What To Do In This Dilemma
You are traveling in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you can't overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Answer: Get off the carousel....and next time don't drink so much!! (or in my case, take a nap!)